My Writing
Some people write to tell deep and engrossing stories. Some write to portray evocative messages or themes. Some even write to express deeply-held political beliefs or ideals.
I write dick jokes. And drinking jokes. And sex jokes.
I write to bring joy to people and to the world.
I write because there is nothing that fulfills me more than hearing or learning that people were laughing reading things I write.
I write because I need somewhere to get away from the noise of real life and stress and everything that may not be quite right, somewhere that I can just explore and put down anything and everything that I want or find funny or find a little bit of apolitical meaning in.
I write because this world, which HOURLY seems to be splitting and fracturing and splintering into screaming and fighting and anger, needs a release valve and because I can, if only for a little while, offer an escape from reality - a place where characters can fight dinosaurs and get hilariously drunk and play with the very fabric of reality and where readers can go along in their adventures with them.
I write because the world needs a refuge of peace, if admittedly couched in risque jokes.
I write because I can.
I write dick jokes. And drinking jokes. And sex jokes.
I write to bring joy to people and to the world.
I write because there is nothing that fulfills me more than hearing or learning that people were laughing reading things I write.
I write because I need somewhere to get away from the noise of real life and stress and everything that may not be quite right, somewhere that I can just explore and put down anything and everything that I want or find funny or find a little bit of apolitical meaning in.
I write because this world, which HOURLY seems to be splitting and fracturing and splintering into screaming and fighting and anger, needs a release valve and because I can, if only for a little while, offer an escape from reality - a place where characters can fight dinosaurs and get hilariously drunk and play with the very fabric of reality and where readers can go along in their adventures with them.
I write because the world needs a refuge of peace, if admittedly couched in risque jokes.
I write because I can.
My History
According to family lore, Aaron learned how to read (or knew, actually) at the ripe age of two years old and proceeded to devour - figuratively, of course - every book he could get his hands on like a literary toddler-aged Galactus. He continued to read and expanded his reach to writing when he was in middle school, creating a piece of work that makes him physically upset any time he reads it. Seriously, the 'working' title is This Will Never See The Light of Day and that is the point.
Thankfully, he grew out of it and now writes reasonable-quality work that seeks to entertain, with his first book, Robocopter Ski Patrol, blending Doctor Who-style time manipulation with Archer-style humor and moderate to severe vulgarity at times, his second book, Untitled Spy Story: A Novel, creating a world where roundhouse-kicking the Secretary of State on top of the White House after a mescal-fueled dance sequence is possible, and his third book, Ruben's Cube Alaska: Bullet Point 2: Judgment Day: This Time It's Real, bringing into the world a possibly-immortal Russian with a pet dire wolf, a search for an artifact that could change the nature of time itself, and a hero who isn't sure what's real anymore. Aaron is now a full-fledged PhD so now he has the skills to pay the (ever-increasing) bills...one would assume, is very much single (ladies), and has a Moleskine filled with ideas and concepts for dozens of new books. Video games, the Internet, and a good appreciation of fine beer completes him.
Thankfully, he grew out of it and now writes reasonable-quality work that seeks to entertain, with his first book, Robocopter Ski Patrol, blending Doctor Who-style time manipulation with Archer-style humor and moderate to severe vulgarity at times, his second book, Untitled Spy Story: A Novel, creating a world where roundhouse-kicking the Secretary of State on top of the White House after a mescal-fueled dance sequence is possible, and his third book, Ruben's Cube Alaska: Bullet Point 2: Judgment Day: This Time It's Real, bringing into the world a possibly-immortal Russian with a pet dire wolf, a search for an artifact that could change the nature of time itself, and a hero who isn't sure what's real anymore. Aaron is now a full-fledged PhD so now he has the skills to pay the (ever-increasing) bills...one would assume, is very much single (ladies), and has a Moleskine filled with ideas and concepts for dozens of new books. Video games, the Internet, and a good appreciation of fine beer completes him.